Are you there, hockey gods? It's me, Martin.
The Blue Jackets are on Versus tonight, which would somewhat resemble national television if it was a real sports network.
However, this is one of those rare occasions the Jackets get to be on The Sidney Channel, so....
Anyway, the team has become derailed of late, and our former number-one goaltender is getting his first start since getting chased in three of his previous four starts. The offense is stalled, and things are pretty much is disarray.
Actually, "hot mess" is probably a better way of putting it. Lindsey Lohan has it together more.
Anyway, I'm not asking for a blowout, but a few bounces going Columbus' way, and a hell of a game that people will talk about would be really nice. Just something to get the guys' confidence back and get them thinking they can play hockey again (and to stop all the "third jersey jinx" talk, while we're at it).
Basically, anything that makes Versus' ComCastic, craptastic coverage a little more tolerable.
Thanks for your time.
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